Archie · January, 1984
256 pages; A mixture of stories, one page gas, puzzles, and true facts
Spaced Out; Wall to Wall; Big Ethel’s Word Puzzle; Jughead’s Gag Bag; The Masher; Candid Confession; Bath Wrath; Hate Affair; Li’l Jinz Sharpshooter; Hair Curling; Tops in Shops; Archie’s Gag Bag; Lead ’Em and Weep; View Points; Daeth Wates at Dumesbury; Sabrina Tricky Puzzles; Mr. Weatherbee Gag Bag; The Retrieve; The Cat Woman; Dandy Dunce; Sprint Stint; Clean Up Week; The Moose is Loose in Schooldaze; Classy Class; Advice to the Love Worn; Take Your Pick; Katy Keene; Pat the Brat Modern Artist; Pop’s Weighty Problem; Kiss of Bliss; Jughead Gag Bag; The Appetite; Tear Dear; Dance Dunce; Paper Money; Say Something Nice; Voo-Doodit?; Specialized Vending Machines For Archie and the Gang; That’s Gratitude; Cubby the Bear in the Hero; Keen Teen; Don’t Kid Me; School Daze; Hello Dolly; The Miissing Astronaunt Mystery; The Macrauchenia; Gift of Gab; We Want a Re-Count; Run Fun; Dark Eyes; Splitting Headache; The White Mustang; Clue to the Crime; Out of This World; Last Minute Thoughts; Parade Grounded; Very Primitive; It Gets You Right Here; The Bells Are Ringing; Loser’s Luck; Strange Strategy; Betty and Veronica Gag Bag; A Lie-kly Story; Fassion Passion; Archie Getting Together; Archie Presents You Know You’re a Real Drag When…; Li’l Jinx undercover girl; A Boy and His Dog; Clown of Renown; Kiss Proof
Writer: Dick Malmgren
Artist: Dick Malmgren