Jack Spade & Tony Two-Fist

(Cartoon Militia, 2005)
™ and © Cartoon Militia

Whadda you lookin’ at? Better not be givin’ Jack Spade or Tony Two-Fist the eyeball! Alls you need ta know about dese guys is that Jack Spade is a tough, tattooed workin’ man what likes ta shoot pool and hang out in bars, and Tony Two-Fist is his hard–hittin’ penguin buddy that may be tougher than he is. Doubt me? Watch Tony deck thug after thug that mocks his penguin status. Or see him throw someone out a plate glass window after welching on a pool bet. It ain’t pretty. Or the time their favorite bar turned into a foo foo joint and they leveled it with a bulldozer… aw, you get the message. Jack and Tony are just two guys who like to enjoy life—one of ‘em just happens to be a penguin! You got a problem wit’ dat?

— Jerry Smith

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#1

February, 2005
Cover Price: $3.00
1 copy available for $7.98

Steve Rolston